Prince Ali, Fabulous He, PhD

Monday, July 25, 2005

The origin of Princies, by Charles Darwin

So yeah.......



This is a story all about how,
My life got twist-turned upside down.
And like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called belair.

West philadelphia born and raised.
On the playground i used to spend most of my days.
Chilling out max and relaxing all cool,
And then shootin some b-ball outside the school.

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good.
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "your moving with your auntie and uncle in belair!"

I was whistling for a cab, and sumthing sumthing
sumthing
And that's how i became the prince of a town called belair.



.........And that is the story of Prince Ali, and how he became himself. The name was taken from the movie alladin, as most of you would know. However, since alladin is supposedly chinese (although clearly the name and the skin says he is not), he is a disgrace to teh name Prince Ali, and I have taken it from him for I am more than worthy of it.

~ Fabulous he, he be, Prince Ali


PS) If you would like to learn more about the true origins of Alladin, I did some research and wrote an essay in the form of an email once, and so, if you wish to hear, please comment so. If you do no I will post it anyways maybe.....

1 Comments:

  • Majid i must say that your research is all wrong, first of all most of it comes from the disney version, which we all know disney destorys and violate all the classic fairtales and they sweeten them up too feed the ninny's which make up the disney viewers. do you think anyone would watch a movie that involves a chinese boy? disney knew that most people would not so they changed the loveable aladdin from chinese to arabic! but if you actually take the time to read the actual story in arabin nights the whole story takes place in china, every character in the story is from china but for some reason they all have arabic sounding names (even the princess of china!). this leads me to believe that the woman telling the story in arabin nights just like disney had to dumb the story down by putting arab names in the story insted of chinese. for if she put chinese names she would have been dead that night!! also no one can say chinese names so things like aladdin are easyer to say! and lastly the people telling the story are arabic so they give familiar names to the people in the story (just because their arabic and why would they put chinese names) and then they put them in an exotic location like china, to sexify the story! so i must say again that aladdin is chinese!! just because disney says something does not make it true! just read the original story and you will see that aladdin is in fact chinese as is everyone else in the story!! there is no refrences to arabia at all in the story and the only connection is the names! so once again i must reiterate the fact that aladdin is chinese and can only be chinese!!! all those still in doubt all i can say is read the real, the true story from arabin night and you shall see that aladdin is and can only be chinese!!!
    ~Professor Horatio Hufnagel

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 AM  

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