Votes are in...

Thank you Tanooki. Horatio. Screw you stupid Scott Jones, my dear dear friend, stupid Scott Jones. I'd have to agree that by far, Morgan Freeman surpasses all men in beardmanship, and I would just dishonor him for trying for such a beautiful beard (which wouldn't be complete with his many freckles, wrinkles, and cancerous boils...). I don't know how to spell boils. Boyles?

Anyways, I agree with Nigel saying that the full-beard is much better, which corresponds with Horatio's suggestion of letting the beard follow its own path. Scott Jones, no. Hutterites are ugly, and smell funny, and can't read good. Of course in kindergarten, I could hardly read, and couldn't distinguish "b" from "d", or "p" from "q", but at least I was able to divide. I was sad, no one liked the the chinstrap-goatee thing :(.... I think it makes me look old and scary, and I worked so hard on it (about 20 seconds, compared to 10 seconds for the other ones). But full beard it is, as it is the lazy-assed man's answer to beard-styling, and I am clearly sexy enough to pull it off....hamiright? :(

In other news, I just finished 2.5 weeks of serious hell... I'm sure you all went through troubled times as well, but 6 middies and 4 essays isn't cool... and I still have two more essays for next week :( I counted the hours i slept, and it totaled to 64 hours in 17 days, of which I pulled all-nighters 6 times, and slept only one night for 14 hours. I'm sure all of you know, this is not healthy, as this totally messes up your superchiasmatic nucleus and its functioning as your biological clock.

Stress has various other effects on your immune system, primarily inhibiting it. Bad eating habits, and lack of exercise also make contributions, and I have found myself being sick for the first time in about 2 years :( I had a good run...

Yeah, its not a really big deal, its just really unhealthy, and kinda funny, and makes me pray to jesus to end my life soon (depression may be contributing to this as well)....wow I feel like a blogger again!!! I'm back boys....I'm back.

G'day.

To Be or Not To Be....Alone?

Well gang..... in about a week i shall be brotherless, but me parents are coming up to the T dot, cause we got some marriage wheely dealy stuff to do in ottawa, and like i gotta go too..... so like me parents are gonna stay with me for like a week, till the 9th i think...and then....then...I will be independent and alone..... :) :( ...... confused emotions....

But yeah me mommy coming!!!!!!!!!!! no more cooking for a week!!! yayyyyyyyyyy

anyways i'll do a proper post soon enough.....or won't i?

A Post?

Bonjourno!

So sorry. I have not posted in many a day, but I have come back with a much needed update on my life (as in much needed by you, since you care so much about me).

My examinations have finished and i now have 10.5 credits! Summer school begins where i am to take biochem, and psych: intro to learning. Word on the street is that biochem is ridiculously hard here, and it is 'sposed to be a one semester course, but they extended it over the whole summer, cause its so bloody hard....

I am not scared however. Also, I am officially living alone, come June 1st, but once again I am adamless, because the jerk says he'll move in with me, but then does nothing....:(

Perhaps i shall get some koreans to fix that wallet of his up! Anyways, I'm 4000 dollars more in debt, due to my recent loan documents, and in times like these i wish i were a native, half a native, or 3/4 native, or somewhere between .5 and 2 whole natives. But don't get me started on natives....

Anyways, I've been busy as hell trying to apply for all these volunteer and work-study things, and am still doing so today and as we speak. I've emailed like 80 profs, and have surprisingly got 5 acceptance emails back!!! That's a pretty good rate i think. Do you know what percent that is? But yeah, trying to join some clubs too, like the ULTIMATE CLUB!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Do you know what the ultimate club is?

Anyways, I'm really tired as you can tell, din sleep that well last night, but me still truckin, and i shall try to post more often but we all know what happens with that, don't we?

g'day.

No one Gives a @$%*&@# About Aldols and Enones!

The title is self-explanatory.....I HATE ORGANIC CHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Resurrection!

At last my friends, I have been reunited with my beloved creation, who equals the quality:time ratio of my suzuki and miyagi...... that's right, ladies and gentlemen and adam, allow me to reintroduce you to....

UPCHUCK McNUGGET!!!

Preserved through the painstaking labor of Mr. Jordan Torbiak, copy and pasted to this very page. (actually i noticed it a long time ago, and tried to post it, but i didn't realize blogger didn't do .bmp, so i finally realized to change it to a .jpg.....stupid paint....) I believe i have shown myself to be quite the artiste....and one day, i will get back to real posting, so just you all wait. G'Day.

PS) Also, its official i'm coming back on Aug. 20th, till the 10th, so like, have the special pins, and the party hats ready and placed upon the waitresses at moxie's. And adam, i'm still waiting for the flight money.....

Further Defacement of Hobobo

Yeah i was bored during my little spare here, and since this appears to be the general trend these days, and is such a delightful little activity, i just thought i would post a little of my own twist on the many faces of Ben-Gene Nilsson:

Señor Socko Suzukified

Miyagification of the Man Who Cannot Spell His Own Name On His Personalized Bunnyhug (Hoodie)

As you can see, i attempted to even oblongify the images, to add that extra suzuki touch. Yes, i know, i'm bored... G'day.

PS) yes....the miyagi one did take me 30 seconds... don't forget the quality:time ratio

Blue moon time...

Just a quick little post - i'll try me best to post again soon (i really dun mean not to, its just i seriously have no time) - but yeah just wanted to tells y'all that i'm going for the 20 day one, but its end of august (aug 20th or so, to the start of school). Adam i'll send you my address so that you can send me the cash i need for me flight, and thank you for your gracious donation :D

In other news, i hate organic chem. Why? Cause you can memorize all the reaction mechanisms, and be ale to apply them with lightning quick reflexes, but you'll stll fail the tests. Why? cause they give you an hour, to do like 10 huge written resonse questions, and like every mistake you make gets deducted from your score..... the averge is almost 40 in that class, its sad. Mnd you i didn't fail the test, because if i did i woulnd't be blogging with ou right now, but still..... i miss high school..... no actually not really, but i kinda miss physics 30 with mr nige, gordo, beeno, and trung the oompa loompa midget-thang, and also cts 7 with prof. horatio. but anyways, this was a crapy post, but i felt obliged to make one, after all of ou have so wonderfully touched my heart with your plentiful comments.....awwwww

G'day.

Back to the bert?

Greetings 2 and a half viewers. Long time no blog, but like just wanted to tells ya, that i prolly be coming home for a bit in the summer, the question is when? I gotta take summer school here, but i have a break after this semester for like ten days in early may. I also got a break after the summer semester, for twice as long, but you would have had to wait for me twice as long since you last saw me. So ten days in may? Or 20 days, in August? Yes, i know its crap, but what can i do, its crippity crap school. And i promise you nigel, i'll see you for more than 20 minutes this time.......sowwie...... lots and lots and lots of crap happened at home in christmas, and so like i had hardly time for horatio.....

Anyways, i'm prolly gonna take the 20 day one, but let me know what you would prefer? I honestly need some nintendo, and risk in my life....sadly i do....:(

Scansion

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
for our english essay we have to pick,

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
a passage from a play that we have read.

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
so i have been reading pentameter

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
searching for the most perfect part to use.

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
but after reading so much useless verse,

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
All i read, i read in this rhythm curst.

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
I went to go read nigels lovely blog,

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
I read each word with a stress and unstress.

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
And now i cannot seem to stop with this,

U _ U _ U _ U _ U _
I now read slower than a little fish.

Kobe

This is the story of Kobe.

Jellybean Joe Bryant plays basketball in Japan.
He has a son.
He names him after beef. Japanese beef.
Jellybean Joe is not a smart man.
His son grows up playing basketball.
At age 3 he is already better than his dad.
At that time Jellybean Joe was 10 time MVP of the Asian superleague.
Asians are not good basketball players.
Stop hogging the courts.
Your second best player is Deng Xiao-Ping.
He's dead.
Give it up.
Jellybean Joe sucked at basketball.
Kobe ditched pops, and and came to the US.
He was drafted out of high school, by the Charlotte Hornets.
He said "I'm a jerkface", and forced them to trade him to LA.
There he was known as a jerk.
An jerk that can fly.
In comes big shaq daddy.
They win 3 in a row.
Kobe marries.
He cheats on her.
She's smarter than Kobe, and asks for a 4 million dollar ring.
People still vote this guy into the all-star game.
Dend xiao ping is dead, give it up.
Kobe wants shaq out.
Shaq is smarter than Kobe, Shaq goes to lovely Miami.
Kobe is alone.
He calls shaq's answering machine every night.
Shaq doesn't know how to use an answering machine.
Kobe becomes one man team.
He averages 40 points a night, and still finds a way to lose.
Maybe you should pass beefman, the way Deng used to teach ya.
Kobe scores 62 against dallas in 3 quarters.
How can anyone score more than that?
What's next on the scheedule.....raptors?
Only the raptors would allow Kobe to score 81 points.
The only thing i can say is....
HAHA Kobe you're 19 shy of the record!!!

RIP Deng Xiao Ping.