Kobe

This is the story of Kobe.

Jellybean Joe Bryant plays basketball in Japan.
He has a son.
He names him after beef. Japanese beef.
Jellybean Joe is not a smart man.
His son grows up playing basketball.
At age 3 he is already better than his dad.
At that time Jellybean Joe was 10 time MVP of the Asian superleague.
Asians are not good basketball players.
Stop hogging the courts.
Your second best player is Deng Xiao-Ping.
He's dead.
Give it up.
Jellybean Joe sucked at basketball.
Kobe ditched pops, and and came to the US.
He was drafted out of high school, by the Charlotte Hornets.
He said "I'm a jerkface", and forced them to trade him to LA.
There he was known as a jerk.
An jerk that can fly.
In comes big shaq daddy.
They win 3 in a row.
Kobe marries.
He cheats on her.
She's smarter than Kobe, and asks for a 4 million dollar ring.
People still vote this guy into the all-star game.
Dend xiao ping is dead, give it up.
Kobe wants shaq out.
Shaq is smarter than Kobe, Shaq goes to lovely Miami.
Kobe is alone.
He calls shaq's answering machine every night.
Shaq doesn't know how to use an answering machine.
Kobe becomes one man team.
He averages 40 points a night, and still finds a way to lose.
Maybe you should pass beefman, the way Deng used to teach ya.
Kobe scores 62 against dallas in 3 quarters.
How can anyone score more than that?
What's next on the scheedule.....raptors?
Only the raptors would allow Kobe to score 81 points.
The only thing i can say is....
HAHA Kobe you're 19 shy of the record!!!

RIP Deng Xiao Ping.