You ask.....I answer

Nigel: how do you make the ultimate pizza?

Answer: Have you ever read Turtle's Pizza Party? Cause at the end, splinter gives us his secret recipe on how he makes pizzas for his boys. I suggest you go to my house, and try to find the book for more complete instructions. Then send the book to me, cause i love it so. But if you would like, i will summarize it for you:

Splinter's Most EXCELLENTEST Pizza

- english muffin

- pizza sauce

- cheese

- toppings

spread sauce over muffin, top with toppings (ham, jam, cheese, peas, things of this nature...), and cover with cheese. Put in oven at 400 degrees for ten minutes. HAVE A GROWN UP HELP YOU WITH CUTTING AND THE OVEN!!! I can't stress that enough.

Adam: Can Nigel poo in a toilet?

Answer: There is no evidence that he even poos at all. For you see nigel only drinks nestea, therefore it is unneccessary for him to even attempt to poo. Nestea produces high propulsion peeing attacks, which is apparently all one needs to maintain homeostasis. Has nigel pooed? No one knows. Perhaps one day the hidden chemicals built up in his body from over nesteation will one day form a large enough particle to be considered plop-worthy. But until that day, we shall never know if nigel can poo in a toilet. I'm betting he can, since sitting is quite an easy thing to do.....but you know adam.....poor guy......

Jordan: which cheese is the best cheese?

Answer: I just buy marble.

Adam: who did the spoon run away with?

Answer: your money........no wait, that was the korean. OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thank you all, but those were not grimace calibre questions. I cannot write essays on whether or not nigel can poo (actually i prolly could), there's something missing in your questions, they don't have that umph. Keep trying, perhaps one day you will find the rainbow, that will lead you to the pot of gold that is my knowledge.

Good day.

~ Maj